GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the most popular craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from alien fruits and strange plants, has left scientists baffled. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. Some claim it grants superhuman strength and ene